
By BK Chatter Staff
We’re with you, stuck indoors, trying to stay focused on work while sitting on the couch with a makeshift coffee table for a desk.
Here’s some funny Twitter posts we found to help you pass time. Thanks for the follow on Twitter.
I’ve been social distancing from my family since the day I was born. @jordanrubin
Overheard in the Newsroom #2949: Deskmate on our 13-year-old computers: “Hey, I could throw this thing a Bar Mitzvah!” @h1661n5
Had the “basic training” dream again, the twist this time was it was on post-terraformed Mars. Even in my *dreams* I’m a huge nerd. @h1661n5
Should write a book for the Twitter age entitled “No One Cares What You Ate Thirty-Seven Seconds Ago.”@maggie
If anyone needs me, I’ll be doing lines of vitamin D off the toilet seat. @JayFerris
Did you see some good ones? Tag us, we’re looking to be entertained too.